SPANK

See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the ucbt stage before. And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same. It's comedy just out of the womb. Come on, you know you need a spanking. August 14th pete zias ronnie prouty august 20th make love in ma club it's friday night. You're super horny, super high, super desperate, and the bartender simply won't take a check! Join six people who just want a drink, a lay and a dance break. Written and performed by bryan safi directed by amy rhodes how to be an adult being an adult is hard- it takes responsibility, knowledge, and open-mindedness. The responsibility to fill up your tank when it's half full, the knowledge to discuss the housing market, and the open-mindedness to watch porn and eat nachos with your friends like it was the super bowl. This is the show richard wishes he had seen when he was learning how to become an adult. Written & directed by richard feliciano starring richard feliciano, barbara king, tony cavalero , and jeff galante august 21st gillian vigman television: the ride come take a journey with matthew and angel as they take you on a high-speed coaster through the annals of television fundom. While experiencing television: the ride, please heed the following safety rules: -keep hands, arms, legs, and male genitalia inside the ride at all times. -use all safety equipment provided including: seat belts, lap bars, and ball gags. -stay in the ride at all times no matter how tempting the all-you-can eat buffet may look. -and finally, have fun! Well, not too much fun. Our lawyers aren't very good. Staring matt blitz, angel yau, morgan beck, seth thomas, josh simpson and joe hartzler . Directed by hal rudnick august 27th chris mosier jennifer defilippo