Howlin Rain

We are the mind-children of Ethan and Ian. We incorporated a hirsuite brute called Mike. We and a drifter named John ambled and broke and We were remade, absorbed a Turtle and a Keysterer. They are Garrett and Joel respectively. We spend our existence conjugating the verb to schralp in the thirst person plurular - I am schralping, They have schralped, We will schralp.